Friday, January 12, 2018

Anonymous Trash Talk: NO MATTER WHAT


Whether it be an interview, race report, etc, etc, we welcome any and all creative content from the tri community... definitely adds to our motto of "hyping the local scene!"

This person described being "inspired" by last year's 
Anonymous Trash Talk: Blow the Whistle and has created something similar. 

Enjoy!


Play the song (link to youtube below) as you follow along with the author's lyrics.

HERE'S THE LINK TO THE SONG AS YOU READ ALONG BELOW





Yeah here we go
Uh Uh
Let's party again let's party again
Let's party again let's party again
Can't be stopped (Uh uh)
Won't be stopped 
Let's dance again let's dance again 
Let's dance again 
Don't know how to stop 
Let's dance again 
Refuse to stop all out come on


Yo everyday I wake up muscles are ruined
But despite that I know that I can get thru it
I go train, yo I tri like you
My bike is sick, it’s a Quintana Roo
I used to hate my brick days with a passion
Now I love to hit big volume and smash’em
Training watch I like, I just grab one
St. George, Oceanside, book trips have fun (come on)
Go train, celebrate, cookie dough (that's right)
Come pain, come rain, come snow
All-Star status what I strive for
Finished four races now I want six more
Never satisfied, just like your mom
Investing in my trainer like a treasury bond
When I roll by just respect me son
You can't put me on your level
Cause I'ma level beyond





It don't matter what you do to me
I can handle what you send my way
No matter what I do today
You'll still have something to say
It don't matter what you do to me
I can handle what you send my way
No matter what I do today
You'll still have something to say




Ironman AWA would be A-OK

Am I, so am I the girl who’s truly believing
The tri lifestyle so appealin
Peanut butter M&M's, pop’em by the million
But y'all cotton spit’em out, me I run’em out
Y'all cats play away a month then fizzle out
I'm the first brat in the pool, all chlorine-ed out
Rock ice baths got me chillin inside my house
Don’t watch me, changing my flat on the curb

I’m ticked off, might flip you the bird
But on race day, I might chick you like a nerd
Messin with me you'll get what you deserve (that's right)
Should I ride 50? nah, I’ll go about 60
Extra 10 minutes for thinking they can mess with me (uh)





It don't matter what you do to me
I can handle what you send my way
No matter what I do today
You'll still have something to say
It don't matter what you do to me
I can handle what you send my way
No matter what I do today
You'll still have something to say

Yo, you the type in the gym cuddled up
With some groupies hangin by to butter up
I ain't like you, but got love no matter what
But that's a reason why you can't seem to bubble up

You get your team and huddle up
And come back with enough steam to double up
Until then I'ma still be here workin
Triple digit watts pushin, bike shorts need a cushion (uh)
No, this girl isn’t the smoothest
Wish there were people that would pay me to do this
Cuz pretty color rides is what I’m cravin'
And six mile runs is where I’m stayin (that's right)
But boys who try to run with me will be made men
I just buy bikes, I don't trade in (uh uh)
Don't need to go on Facebook to show you my training
But glad the song is over, my lyrics are waning (let's go) 



Chorus



Outro added by Utah Tri Buzz… tried to find some names that fit haha... 

Moss Murda can't be stopped
D. Milly can't be stopped
Blinky Blair can't be stopped
Big Luke can't be stopped
Sista Sage can't be stopped
AMD can't be stopped
Lil' Tim can't be stopped
Sebe Zies can't be stopped
Jacob Peterson can't be stopped
Big Skye can't be stopped
Mr. X. can't be stopped
Bad Botts can't be stopped
Amorims can't be stopped
We just can't be stopped



Related Posts

Anonymous Trash Talk: Blow the Whistle





Friday, January 5, 2018

New Years Resolutions - Utah Tri Community


Happy New Year! Hope you all had a great Christmas / holiday season.


The first races on the 2018 calendar will be here before we know it! So what are your goals for the new year? We asked around, and here were some triathlon-related resolutions we heard back from the local community.

  • Make your Most Improved list next year
  • Race 5 times
  • To be on the podium in my age group at least one time
  • Lose 10 lbs
  • Sub 6 hours at St. George 70.3
  • Become an Ironman
  • PRs at Daybreak & Echo
  • Beat Rory Duckworth at least once
  • Have a ton of fun
  • Top 10 in my AG at Brineman State Champs
  • Improve my swim
  • Run every step of the SG 70.3 monster run course
  • Love the training process
  • Support the local races more
  • Mentally tougher in races
  • Steal the championship belt away in my age group
  • Kona!!
  • Beat Jake Peterson
  • Top 5 in my age group in the rankings
  • Beat my time from last few seasons at Icebreaker