Monday, June 4, 2018

Katy Perry Don't Do Triathlon... We Do!


Just so you know, as Utah triathletes you all have the green light to contribute to Utah Tri Buzz if you'd like. We welcome all ideas and content!

That said, as promised in our Results Breakdown post, here's a funny remix sent to us by a Daybreak participant. This is the same person who created one of these similar posts, but would prefer to remain anonymous.

Anonymous Trash Talk: Blow the Whistle

Anonymous Trash Talk: No Matter What


This person says this is an anthem of sorts for Utah triathletes, because this is how we do


For the full effect, play the song (video below) as you follow along with the new lyrics

Sippin on caffeine up before the sunrise wakin up all lazy
(This is how we do)
Peanut butter bagel, my go to, I’m up but not fresh as a daisy

Mind playin ping pong all night long
Everything's all neon and hazy
(This is how we do)
Get to the race site, hell yeah
Thank goodness for adrenaline, baby

It's no big deal It's no big deal It's no big deal
This is no big deal




This is how we do, yeah, chillin' laid-back swim, bike, runnin
Yeah we do it like that
This is how we do, do-do, do-do
This is how we do
This is how we do, yeah, chillin' laid-back swim, bike, runnin 
Yeah we do it like that
This is how we do, do-do, do-do
This is how we do 

Body marked, seein friends
My clique hoppin in line Porta-Potties
(This is how we do)
Transition now all set up
Hope my bike's ready to push some major watties

Now we talkin' race strategy
Getting zipped up, Body Glide all greasy
(This is how we do)
Go time, drinkin from the lake
Suckin wind bad but then it's over nice and easy

It's no big deal It's no big deal It's no big deal
This is no big deal


This is how we do, yeah, chillin' laid-back swim, bike, runnin 
Yeah we do it like that
This is how we do, do-do, do-do
This is how we do 
This is how we do, yeah, chillin' laid-back swim, bike, runnin 
Yeah we do it like that
This is how we do, do-do, do-do
This is how we do 




This one goes out to all you people who hit up In n' Out AND Café Rio after the race
Uh huh, I see you

Yo, this goes out to all you kids
Who still have your nasty wetsuits in your GYM BAG. And it's TUESDAY


Yo, shout out to all you guys
Who raced Daybreak but you’ll be at East Canyon next week
RE-SPECT!!


This is how we do, yeah, chillin' laid-back swim, bike, runnin 
Yeah we do it like that
This is how we do, do-do, do-do
This is how we do 


This is how we do, yeah, chillin' laid-back swim, bike, runnin 
Yeah we do it like that
This is how we do, do-do, do-do
This is how we do 

This goes out to all you people
Goin to bed at 10
And wakin up at 4:30 to train
Ha, not me!


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